Pilot Error

A flight attendant was grounded by her administrative manger. Questioned what happened and why she’s on the family way but haven’t changed her marital status yet, she simply said, “Pilot Error.”

Fairy Tales

A man entered the confession box and began his ritual. “ Bless me father for I have sinned.”, whispered the man. “Son, what are the sins you have committed?”, asked the prelate. “Father, I have this strong urge to kill anyone who believe in God and later on I regret doing this mortal sin. I’ve killed five people and I don’t know when I can put a stop to this. Can God forgive my beastly act ?”, the sinner asked. “Son, God forgives anyone who sins and asked for his forgiveness.”, the prelate replied. “Father, do you believe in God?”, asked the sinner. After a deep breathe, the prelate said, “Son, I’m too old to believe in fairy tales.”

Same Names

A rape victim filed a complaint at the women’s desk of the police station after she was rescued. Told to narrate the circumstances of the alleged rape, she said she was abducted, stuffed in a tinted van, blindfolded her and brought to a safehouse. There, four men took turns in raping her. Asked if she knew her abductors, she said she can identify them if she saw them again. After they’re through raping her, they locked her in the room of the 2nd floor and went on drinking spree. Decided to make a escape, she improvised and made use of the blanket as a escape rope climbing out through the window where she was finally rescued. One thing she volunteered to the investigators, she learned who their names were. They have the same names. “And who were they?”, the investigator asked. “NEXT”.